have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
