So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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