yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.