sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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