How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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