Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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