For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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