It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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