So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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