this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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