Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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