isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.