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• (914): View more from New York

  i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i dont even know how to be here

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• (407): View more from Florida

  What's he like?

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  The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?

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• (661): View more from California

  Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?

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