Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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