Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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