Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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