I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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