Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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