HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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