yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
two words...techno handjob
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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