He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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