Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i love accidental penises.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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