You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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