Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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