I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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