I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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