She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
