Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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