With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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