You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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