Sponge bath it is.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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