nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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