You made me cry and you don't even care
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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