we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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