I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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