i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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