Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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