I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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