are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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