Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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