I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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