question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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