so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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