I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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