nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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