Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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