Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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