You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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