I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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