I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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