i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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