At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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