marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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