Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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